Kimberly Vlies

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Spleen Chronicles

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Falling Gracelessly

I took a ride down the stairs last night. The previous owners of my home thought it would be a good idea to paint the stairs with high-gloss powder blue paint. This, coupled with my fondness for fuzzy socks, can make a trip downstairs treacherous. Last night’s incident was particular in that I also happened ... more.
Saturday, February 13, 2010 | Category: Nonsense

Holiday Survival Tip No. 5

Don’t be sad when the holiday candies, cookies, and snacks you labored to produce run out. Be happy at the thought of all of the people with whom they were shared. And if you ate them all yourself, it’s probably best there aren’t any more left. ... more.
Friday, January 1, 2010 | Category: Nonsense

Angela’s Angel: A Major Production

On the morning before my sister’s 32nd birthday we got all hopped up on caffeine at our parent’s cabin. I convinced her it would be a good idea to run outside and make a snow angel so I could take her photo in it from the loft window. I told her if the photo turned ... more.
Thursday, December 31, 2009 | Category: video

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