Category Archives: The College Years

Vagina, vagina, vagina!

Yeah…so thus far nobody’s noticably blushed when they made eye-contact with me.   Either that means that nobody thought of me while they got intimate with themselves….or that they’ve been doing it all along!   Dirty little buggers! So yeah…I’ve … Continue reading

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Look me in the eye without blushing! I DARE you!

I feel as though I haven’t accomplished a damned thing today.   Then….how can I feel so tired.   I know that I would be as excited as all get out to do everything that I have to do if … Continue reading

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Much Madness is divinest Sense–

435 Much Madness is divinest Sense– To a discerning Eye– Much Sense–the starkest Madness– ‘Tis the Majority In this, as All, prevail– Assent–and you are sane– Demur–you’re straightway dangerous– And handled with a Chain– Emily Dickenson So I’ve just finished … Continue reading

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Only time can heal a conference hangover.

118 visits so far this month…..that’s remarkable.   Is there someone out there that keeps entering and leaving my journal to get my numbers up?   I’m actually kind of self-consious about the whole thing.   I mean, this must … Continue reading

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Don’t tick me off….I might cry.

Hey you guys!   93 people have visited my journal this month so far and this is only the third time I’ve written!   Seriously, what keeps you guys comming back?   I don’t get it. So…yeah.   I’ve been … Continue reading

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Hey chil’rens!

Hey chil’rens! I’m sorry I’ve been slacking so much on my journal here. I’m alarmed to discover that there are a wopping 61 people that have visited my journal this month! WOW! And I haven’t even written lately! Now either … Continue reading

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Keepin’ the bitches happy….

Hi all! I guess it’s been a while.   I’m dreadfully sorry for keeping my dearest easyjournal fans waiting in excruciating anticipation for my next entry….because I’m sure that’s exactly how it was…..agonizing, to say the least. At any rate, … Continue reading

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Wholy mackrel….that’s right….entirely mackrel….

Wholy mackrel….each and every bit of it.   I’m having   a hell of a day today, kids.   Wow….I’m just astounded by what a crappy day it’s been….and the crazy thing is that it’s after 7:00 and the damned … Continue reading

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Hispanic asses….

Arrrg! I’ve just gotten into an argument with one of my Spanish friends over my msn instant messanger. What an un-fulfilling vehicle for discussion! And it didn’t help at all that it was in spanish. I was clearly at a … Continue reading

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Witty me!–Stupid Americans!

Get this you guys! Sarah Quade, the queen of smart-ass comments, who always has some wonderful toung-in-cheek response ready for any nit-witt who dares to challange her, said I was witty! Not only that! She said that I should write … Continue reading

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