Category Archives: Nonsense

All the nonsensical crap you’ve come to know and love from me.

My Latest Conquest

I’ve recently, with the support of my dear musically inclined friends, Andrew and Bridget, attempted to re-engross myself in the pursuit of becoming an able (and hopefully talented) violinist. Here’s the challenge: I played for 8.5 years committing neither the … Continue reading

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A Healthy Spleen is a Happy Spleen

Well…I’m at it again…but just for a month this time. I’ve renewed efforts to be health-conscious. I’m living life to its fullest through the cleansing experience of diet and exercise…but just for a month this time. So frequently we’re overwhelmed … Continue reading

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Apparently, I’m a Bitch

No less than an hour ago I drove my green ’99 Chev Lumina sedan home from work. Heading eastword with the sun behind me, I glanced in my rear-view mirror, like I do every day, checking for nearby traffic before … Continue reading

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So I’ve been busy/lazy…

I know…for all you avid fans of my spleen blog, it’s been months since my last post. I’d love to say I’ve got some good excuse…something worthwhile. Maybe I’ve been on a volunteer trip to the Sudan where I’ve spent … Continue reading

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Nocturnal Sloth

I get really lazy in the evening. Not just a little lazy, either. When normal people leave their socks on the floor when they’re particularly idle, I’m nothing short of leaving myself bodily on the floor. Maybe I’m just a … Continue reading

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Doing what I can to make it a little better.

I was stressing out one day some months after my return from Spain. I was bothered by how much I didn’t know about my field and how much remained for me to learn. I believe at that time, I had … Continue reading

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Eat My Dust.

Today I fought a losing battle against the scores of dust bunnies that have invaded my room without notice. I can’t pin-point when the stealthy creatures first made their appearance…for all I know they’ve been here all along…waiting…silently plotting their … Continue reading

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Grumpy…sad…grumpy…

I’m in sort of a crappy mood tonight…for a variety of reasons. I just found out my sister (who may just as well be my twin) signed up for LA Weightloss. Now don’t get me wrong…I couldn’t be happier for … Continue reading

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The Best Part of an Argument

Well, my sister and I resolved our differences last night at water aerobics. After 40 minutes or so of ackward silence, we had a dialogue that went something on the order of this: “I’m not mad at you. Are you … Continue reading

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Squibbles and Holmes

I pissed my sister off pretty good tonight…for both my mother and I. She left without so much as saying goodbye to either of us…the fun sort of passive-agressive bull we’ve come to expect from ourselves during any of our … Continue reading

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