Category Archives: Nonsense

All the nonsensical crap you’ve come to know and love from me.

“Darling Clementine”

Posted in 365 Drawings, Nonsense | Leave a comment

Workout 3

Workout developed by UW-Green Bay Kress Events Center personal trainer, Alexandra ‘Lexie’ Rae Weber. Warm Up Exercises (45 sec. each) Walking lunges Leg extension touching toes Level 1 drill (4 push ups, 8 mountain climbers then stand and repeat) Jump … Continue reading

Posted in Nonsense | Leave a comment

Chelsea’s Mom…

I went to the Zombie Zumba-thon at the Kress Events Center tonight. The flier they handed me two weeks ago promised fun for all and encouraged people to show up in costume. It even promised they’d do the Thriller dance. … Continue reading

Posted in Nonsense | Leave a comment

By popular demand

And when I say, “by popualar demand” I mean…the single-most popular person fancied by moi demanded it. Here’s a handy dandy link to Adobe Creative Suite 5 Design Premium Upgrade from CS2/CS3 [Mac] Now go run along and play.

Posted in Nonsense | Leave a comment

Seraphic Fire went viral

Seraphic Fire recorded an album of Monteverdi’s Vespers of 1610 in a little stone chapel in Kalamazoo, omitting the optional giant Baroque accompaniment the piece is typically performed with. When no record label would take their album, they released it … Continue reading

Posted in Nonsense | Leave a comment

See what I want to see

I couldn’t find a conference room in SS1400 today because the room numbers lead right up to and down from what I knew to be the Health Center. Every room number existed, except for the number I was looking for. … Continue reading

Posted in Nonsense | Leave a comment

Bike rack was an epic failure

Bike rack was an epic failure. I realized I couldn’t put it on last night because my car won’t fit in the garage with it on. I didn’t want to leave it parked outside all night. So I decided I’d … Continue reading

Posted in Nonsense | Leave a comment

Falling Gracelessly

I took a ride down the stairs last night. The previous owners of my home thought it would be a good idea to paint the stairs with high-gloss powder blue paint. This, coupled with my fondness for fuzzy socks, can … Continue reading

Posted in Nonsense | Leave a comment

Holiday Survival Tip No. 5

Don’t be sad when the holiday candies, cookies, and snacks you labored to produce run out. Be happy at the thought of all of the people with whom they were shared. And if you ate them all yourself, it’s probably … Continue reading

Posted in Nonsense | Leave a comment

Holiday Survival Tip No. 4

Like clockwork, my seasonal blemish took up residence on my chin. This pimple pops up magically on Christmas morning and lasts through to the new year. This zit, zeitgeist of the Christmas season, is brought on by a combination of … Continue reading

Posted in Nonsense | Leave a comment