Monthly Archives: November 2005

Bloody Tuesday

Forgive me. I realize that the title of this post is far too melodramatic for the trivial and gross nature of the actual topic…but I don’t care. In fact, said apathy leads me to wonder why I’m asking forgiveness at … Continue reading

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Buy Nothing Day

Ahhh…the day after Thanksgiving. It is quite possibly a more celebrated holiday than the blessed day of thanks recognized just 24 hours prior. Today and yesterday, in my mind, can be likened to the stark contrast in the 48 hours … Continue reading

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Pumpkin Pie Recipe

In observance of the Thanksgiving holiday, I’m giving you, my faithful readership, the secret pumpkin pie recipe imparted unpon me by my dear highschool geometry teacher. Mmmm…tasty, tasty pie. I didn’t really do a whole lot to celebrate Thanksgiving today. … Continue reading

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In Loving Memory of the Ugly Departed

Sam, the proud 3-time consecutive winner of the Sonoma-Marin Fair’s (Petaluma, CA) prostigious “World’s Ugliest Dog Contest” passed away yesterday. Bless his ugly little soul. He will be dearly missed by all. In honor of the recently deceased, I have … Continue reading

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Coooold!

No…I’m not a spectator at a Brazilian soccer match screaming GOOOAA-(inhale)-AAALLL! I am an icy Wisconsinite getting my ass out of bed at 6am to play musical parking spots with my father so he can leave for work this morning. … Continue reading

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Lorem ipsum dolor…

So…after my b2evolution blog just about took down the entire server that’s hosting my site, I’m trying again to administer a successful blog. (insert roaring crowd noises here). This time, I’ve decided to go with WordPress, per the recommendation of … Continue reading

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